Pirate's Grogg

Ahoy matey!  Speakin' o' birthdays, an since bloggin' bein' the finest way I be knowin' to capture my best recipes for posterity, I be offerin' up my recipe for Pirate's Grogg.  It be a fine punch for drinkin' on most of yer fancy-type occasions.  Add a bit o' dry ice for makin' a mystic roiling-boiling brew...and some plastic spiders to the punch bowl if you're a scurvy dog.  Aaaaargh!

 

 

We stirred up two vats of this brew down in the galley for our Pirate Murder Mystery Birthday Party last February when we celebrated Vincent and Kayleigh's birthdays.

 

 

Pirate's Grogg

 

2 large cans or 2 half-gallon cartons of Pineapple Juice

2 two-liter bottles of Ginger Ale

2/3 bottle of "La Paz" Lime Juice cocktail mixer

(or a large frozen limeade concentrate)

more or less

 

Mix ingredients in a 3 gallon dispenser.  Add ice.

 

Aaaaarrrrgh!

Double Digits

Carolina turned 10 years old recently and it was a fabulous 2-day celebration.  She thought about it for months and planned it down to a "T".

The 10th Birthday Party Plan

We had a her first ever "friends" party and rollerskating extravaganza which included a plethora of skaters with ages ranging from 50 (me) down to 4!

Kayleigh decorated the cake using our "double batch" recipe for Decorating Buttercream Icing.  This recipe originated in the Wilton Method of Cake Decorating classes I took over 20 years ago, after which I became a Wilton instructor at a local craft store.   More recently, I taught our older kids and their friends the skills of cake decorating and candy-making through our 4-H club.  Kayleigh practiced extensively and has become our family's official celebration cake baker and decorator.

Decorating Buttercream Frosting - "Double Batch"
(Makes 6 cups of medium consistency frosting - - -
Usually enough for both icing and decorating a family-sized cake)
2 lbs. powdered sugar (approx. 8 cups)
1 Tbsp. meringue powder
2 cups Crisco shortening
1 Tbsp. butter flavoring
1 Tbsp. clear vanilla flavoring
1/2 cup water
1/8 tsp. salt
Sift powdered sugar and meringue powder together and set aside.  In a mixer bowl with flat paddle attachment, cream shortening with the flavorings.  Add salt to water then gradually add water to shortening, beating until all is well-creamed.  Gradually add the sugar mixture and beat well until smooth and well-mixed.  Remove half of batch to be used for decorating.  More powdered sugar may be added to a small portion if stiff frosting is required for roses and other stand-up decorations.  A bit more water may be added to a portion of the icing to make a thin consistency for writing.   Use the remaining half of frosting for icing the cake by beating in 1-3 tsp. more water (and food coloring, if desired) to make a thinner consistency for icing the cake.  Leftover frosting may be refrigerated or frozen and will keep a long time.

The next day, on Carolina's real birthday, we had a dinner party at home.  She requested that I make the casserole we call "Aubrey's Chicken Divan", which her cousin Aubrey prepared when we visited the Virginia family in 2009.  This creamy chicken and broccoli casserole has a mildly delightful curry spice twist.  A nice company entree' or meal ministry gift, this dish can be made ahead and refrigerated (but do not freeze) and keeps a good consistency when hot-holding.

Aubrey's Chicken Divan
(serves 6)
2 cups cooked diced chicken (boneless thighs or breast)
2 cups broccoli florets, lightly steamed or briefly boiled (3-5 minutes) and drained
1 cup grated cheddar cheese, or shredded cheese blend
1 cup bread crumbs mixed with 3 Tbsp melted butter, or 1 cup Ritz cracker crumbs
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup plain yogurt
2 tsp. curry powder
2 Tbsp. lemon juice
Stir together the mayonnaise, yogurt, curry and lemon juice to make a smooth sauce.  Grease a 2-quart deep baking dish and layer half of the chicken and broccoli in the bottom. Cover with half of the sauce and half of the cheese.  Repeat the layering.  Top with the breadcrumbs.  Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 30 minutes until heated through. 

Happy Birthday Carolina!

Until the Cows Come Home...

It's been an interesting year!  So many things have factored into my nine-month hiatus from blogging: the stress from the fires of last summer, subsequent illness, followed by the holidays and our "birthday season", intense audits at work, personal computer crashes, and the ever-present busy-ness with family and school and vacations. And now the cows.

We had a mountain lion take out a dairy goat earlier this summer.  We think the same predator literally scared one of our horses to death.  Then a few days later, five of our cattle blew straight through a barbed wire pasture fence and took off downhill like rabbits into the neighbors' sections of range-land.  Our dairy cow was located a week later and about 5 miles away!   While we're delighted to have her back, we're still searching for the missing cattle and it's like hunting for 4 really big needles in a 10-square-mile haystack.  We've had a  recent sighting of the wayward bunch.  Tracking and herding them into catch-pens is not an easy matter...one jumps like a show horse and another has no idea what it means to be herded at all and won't move an inch, that is until she decides to race after the jumper.  No definite progress yet, but we're tracking their whereabouts and we'll remain hopeful until the cows come home.

COW PIES
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup butter (1 stick)
1/2 cup milk
1/3 cup cocoa powder
2 tsp. vanilla extract
2/3 cup creamy or crunchy peanut butter
3 cups quick-cooking rolled oats
1/2 c. chopped peanuts (optional)
1)  Line a cookie sheet with waxed paper, parchment or aluminum foil.  Measure out your vanilla, peanut butter, oats & peanuts, and set them aside.
2)  Combine sugar, butter, milk and cocoa powder in a medium saucepan.  Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly until mixture comes to a full rolling boil.
3)  Remove pan from heat and quickly add the remaining ingredients.
4)  Mix well and immediately drop mixture by heaping tablespoons (or small portion scoop) onto the prepared cookie sheet and allow to cool completely before removing.   Store leftovers in a cool dry place.

This recipe is a quick favorite for those last minute "I gotta bring 4 dozen cookies tomorrow" snack requests.  Makes about 48 delicious, chewy, fudgy, no-bake treats in less than fifteen minutes.  You can guess why our family calls them "cow pies."